You are poised at the threshold of your doctor’s consulting room but not in the Lovecraftian way the title of this piece would suggest. Or perhaps we should explore the idea for a moment. There are still to many myths and city legends about Ancient Gods that are still able to treat us with their power.
Anyway, we must get on. You have done everything that you should. You made the appointment (perhaps a little dishonesty there, but white lies about ED are always acceptable). You conquered your fear. You came. You sat in the waiting room. Now it’s your turn. But you still hesitate to go through the door. You always worry about situations like this. You never feel in control. Uncertainty disturbs you. And this subject is so difficult to talk about anyway. Fear slows the moment. You are hesitating.
So what we need to do is to take some of the uncertainty away. We need to predict how the conversation will go, let you prepare yourself to ask the right kind of questions and not be shocked or embarrassed at the questions the doctor should ask you.
So, what should you ask your doctor?
Well, let’s get the obvious ones out of the way. You’ve made the admission about the reason for your visit. The ice is broken. Now your real concern, “Am I going to be all right?” or “Is there a cure?” You can read what sites like this might say and not really believe. You need to hear it from someone who really knows.
OK, all these questions produced the smile on your face. Form now on, it’s getting easier. You can ask what ;ED treatment methods are available or what the causes might be, but they are probably getting a little ahead of yourself. Until there is an examination and diagnosis, the doctor cannot know what the cause might be nor what treatments might be indicated. Perhaps it will be something as simple as taking Viagra, Cialis or Levitra, or there will be more to it. Perhaps the doctor will talk about lifestyle changes or counseling. Hopefully, the outcome will be a cure so that you don’t have to keep taking the tablets for the rest of your active life.
Perhaps you should keep quiet now. The doctor may want to get a word into the conversation, ask a question or two.
This is theme of our next topic. Now let’s talk about what will your doctor do if he’ll find a serious disease. Ask you the right questions, poke you in the right places. Well, “poke” may be an exaggeration. In the first instance, it will all be very gentle (just remember to go on a warm day or make sure the doctor warms his hands first). Or did you stay with your female doctor? Well, view the entire examination as dispassionately as possible. You have ED. Remember not to get excited. Repeat after me, “I have ED!” and then the key phrase, “But I’m going to get the cure!”
PS For those who’d like to complete information about everything, The Lurker at the Door is a novelette in the Cthulhu Mythos written by August Derleth, based on two short fragments written by H. P. Lovecraft.